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Oscar Isaac Describes His 8″ Lightsaber – In a Play

Oscar Isaac

Oscar Isaac left the entire internet dehydrated as he played an aggressively horny top in a benefit play reading.

The actor, who played the sexually ambiguous Poe Dameron in the Star Wars sequel trilogy, left fans shocked, hot and bothered with a one simple question.

“Eight inches of dick ain’t enough for you, huh?”

Before we all get carried away, it’s our duty to inform you that Isaac wasn’t offering up his own Star Destroyer.

Rather, he was in character for a benefit play reading of Alan Browne’s Beirut, described by host MCC Theater as “raunchy, real, and poetic”. Indeed.

Full Story at Pink News

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