The internet has thoughts.
“Is it me, or does Jeff Bezos’ rocket look like a giant penis?” one person tweeted.
“I thought ‘penis’ as soon as I saw that image.” another person agreed, with numerous other tweets noting the phallic shape.
Others quickly suggested the historic rocket “looks like a giant sex toy,” with one writing, “It’s basically a giant flaming space dildo.”
For some reason, when I look at that rocket, I feel intensely inadequate.