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Possible Roman Sex Toy Found in Ancient Roman Fort in Northern England

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A six-and-half-inch wooden penis discovered at a Roman fort in northern England could be the first-known example of a dildo – rather than as a darning needle, as archaeologists first assumed. The carved member was discovered in a ditch alongside dozens of shoes and dress accessories from the 2nd century, at Vindolanda – a Roman auxiliary fort in Northumberland – in 1992. Originally, the artefact was catalogued as a darning needle but new analysis by experts at Newcastle University and University College Dublin suggest it might have been used during sex. Research by the scientists has revealed that both ends … Read more

That’s a Big, Um, Rocket You Got There…

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The internet has thoughts. “Is it me, or does Jeff Bezos’ rocket look like a giant penis?” one person tweeted. “I thought ‘penis’ as soon as I saw that image.” another person agreed, with numerous other tweets noting the phallic shape. Others quickly suggested the historic rocket “looks like a giant sex toy,” with one writing, “It’s basically a giant flaming space dildo.” Full Story at the NY Post

We Give You… The Game of Thrones Dildo

The current season of HBO’s hit series Game of Thrones is quickly coming to an end. But we have just the thing to make the wait a little less terrible — a Jon Snow-inspired dildo. The Australian company Geeky Sex Toys recently released the Game of Moans – Long Shaft dildo. The sex toy is modeled after dreamy Jon Snow’s Valyrian steel sword Longclaw, complete with a direwolf head. It measures 11.5 inches with a 6.5-inch blade. The silicone toy costs a pretty $110, but that’s worth it for Jon Snow, right? By Anya Crittenton – Full Story at Gay … Read more